News Straight from the WTF files

You really can’t make stuff like this up.

RIVERSIDE, Ohio – Police say a pastor who was reported missing from his home in western New York has been found at an Ohio strip club.
A police officer patrolling the K.C. Lounge parking lot Friday morning in the Dayton suburb of Riverside spotted out-of-state license plates on 46-year-old Craig Rhodenizer’s car.
The FBI and New York authorities had been searching for Rhodenizer, who disappeared Wednesday after telling his wife he was getting his computer fixed at Best Buy. He is the pastor of a church in Lyndonville, N.Y.
Detective Matt Sturgeon said Rhodenizer was disoriented when confronted by police and said he felt “emotionally guilty.”



“emotionally guilty”. Not spiritually guilty, or morally guilty. Emotionally guilty.

This dude went to get his “computer fixed” in NY and ended up in a strip club in Ohio; days later no less. You can’t even claim to have been lost and asking for directions.  You’re not just in a whole other state, you’re in a whole other state about 9 hours away. What was he doing all that time? He couldn’t have been in that club all that time. Could he?

Man, I can only imagine what Sunday’s sermon is gonna sound like.


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